- Why does your gynecologist leave the room when you get undressed?
- Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
- Why is it called Alcoholics Anonymous when the first thing you do
is stand up and say, 'My name is Peter and I am an alcoholic'?
- Why are they called stairs inside but steps outside?
- Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
- Why does mineral water that 'has trickled through mountains for
centuries have a 'use by' date?
- Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a
horrible crisp no one would eat?
- Is French kissing in France just called kissing?
- Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, 'I think I'll
squeeze these dangly things here and drink whatever comes out'?
- What do people in China call their good quality plates?
- Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but
don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
- Why is a person that handles your money called a 'Broker'?
- If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
- Why is it that when someone tells you that there are over a
billion stars in the universe, you believe them, but if they tell
you there is wet paint somewhere, you have to touch it to make sure.
